When you hit a puddle at 50 mph and think you're going to die but you somehow survive but your bike doesn't ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
111
When 'Back in my day' hits a little too close to home 😂👶➡️🏳️‍🌈
When 'Back in my day' hits a little too close to home ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถโžก๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
60
When your sandwich needs a security system! 🥪🚫🕵️‍♂️
When your sandwich needs a security system! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
140
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week 😂
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
84
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
71
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
87
When you love guns more than pizza🍕
When you love guns more than pizza๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
119
Me trying to explain to the government how they should be spending our tax money 😂
Me trying to explain to the government how they should be spending our tax money ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
112
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŽ„
1 year ago
100
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
112
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
152