"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to carry my team in every online game. 🐒
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
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When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 year ago
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When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
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When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands 😂🤘
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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When the whole village wants to bless your new ride 😂🙏
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
340
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... 😉😂
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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