When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
10 months ago
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When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom 😂
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
10 months ago
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When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
10 months ago
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Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
10 months ago
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* 😂😂
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
10 months ago
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This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes.  Now, where's my cartridge? 😂
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes. Now, where's my cartridge? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
10 months ago
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When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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