"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
11 months ago
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When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
11 months ago
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Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
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When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. 😂
When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
11 months ago
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Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
11 months ago
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When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
11 months ago
60
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo.  🤦‍♂️
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
58
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
11 months ago
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Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
11 months ago
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