When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
287
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
1 year ago
388
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
1 year ago
306
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
1 year ago
237
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings 😴
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
226
Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre 😂
Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
298
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
352
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
1 year ago
303
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
324
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
217
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
315
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows.  💪
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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