Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
1 year ago
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When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously 😂. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin!  Is that cake worth it? 🤔
When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin! Is that cake worth it? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range 😂
When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win 💪🇫🇮
When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
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Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›น. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
1 year ago
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When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
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When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
196
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
180
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." 😂
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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