When you forget to set the parking brake and your brake rotor decides to go for a joyride inside your car.  🚗💨💥
When you forget to set the parking brake and your brake rotor decides to go for a joyride inside your car. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
203
Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:🤯
Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
169
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up 🔊😂
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248
Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
198
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
257
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look 😬
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
304
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) 😂
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
When you and your pet see the food coming 😂
When you and your pet see the food coming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
296
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
297
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
290
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing 😏
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
229
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
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