This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
10 months ago
6
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
5
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
10 months ago
8
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
12
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
10 months ago
3
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
7
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
10 months ago
7
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
10
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
8
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S 😂
Steve Jobs introducing the revolutionary iPhone 4S ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3