Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 year ago
37
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ŸฆŠ + ๐Ÿชจ + ๐ŸŽญ + ๐Ÿฆ + ๐Ÿšฝ = ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
41
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
32
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
58
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
38
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
39
Me running away from any commitment 😂
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
31
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56
When you only know the "dum dum dum" part of the song, but still manage to find it on Yahoo Answers. 😂
When you only know the "dum dum dum" part of the song, but still manage to find it on Yahoo Answers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
58
Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
36
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
32
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
58
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57