When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one 😂
When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
1 year ago
230
Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
206
When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
378
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 year ago
308
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
358
Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from 🤔😂
Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐Ÿงฌ
1 year ago
326
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
317
Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
300
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
304