"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
40
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies 🦶📸
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
68
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
30
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
59
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
43
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
29
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
33
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
72
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73