Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
9
Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
12
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
10 months ago
5
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
10 months ago
6
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
5
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
10 months ago
8
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport 😂
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
10
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
10 months ago
8
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
10 months ago
5
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
10 months ago
7
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
10 months ago
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