When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
218
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls 😂
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease 💀
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
249
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends 😂
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
235
Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
188
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
210
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When you call the police because your food delivery is late 😂
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
157
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome 😂
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Me and my dog praying for more treats 🙏
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
148