*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
7
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night 🎎🍿
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐ŸŽŽ๐Ÿฟ
10 months ago
6
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
10
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
9
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? 😂
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
7
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
7
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
7
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. 
Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
10 months ago
4
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
When you are in the middle of something important and your mom calls to tell you grandma died.
10 months ago
3
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
3
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6