Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
79
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... 😬
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
83
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
58
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
76
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
5 months ago
46
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
79
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
79
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
4 months ago
57
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. 😂
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
89
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. 👻📼
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
4 months ago
49
When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
4 months ago
75
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. 💾
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. ๐Ÿ’พ
4 months ago
51
When you said you'd just 'quickly grab one thing' at the store. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
46
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
88
Rule #1 of wildlife photography: you don't have to outrun the bear, just your slowest colleague. 🏃‍♂️💨🐻
Rule #1 of wildlife photography: you don't have to outrun the bear, just your slowest colleague. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿป
4 months ago
77