When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
30
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
1 year ago
36
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
1 year ago
66
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
61
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
1 year ago
41
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
44
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
64
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH.  🤣
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
54
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
1 year ago
39
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
1 year ago
49
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
1 year ago
66
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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