I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym 💀
Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
28
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
34
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
30
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
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