When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
344
Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
364
When you're feeling a little short on company 🤏😂
When you're feeling a little short on company ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
256
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
406
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
257
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
1 year ago
236
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
393
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
245
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
339
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
1 year ago
241
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
236
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
345