She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
65
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
3 months ago
136
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
3 months ago
106
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
123
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
3 months ago
144
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
3 months ago
123
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
113
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
120
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
134
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
87
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. 😅
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…
2 months ago
109
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! 😂
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
90
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
2 months ago
75
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! 🐰🙏
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
62
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. ✨
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. โœจ
2 months ago
74