He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
28
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
28
Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Redheads vs. Gingers 😂 One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. 🔥 Just kidding (mostly) 😉
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
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When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. 👬😂 Wash those hands, folks!🧼👏
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
41
When your mixtape is fire 🔥 but nobody wants to pay for it 🏴‍☠️💀
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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