When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
๐Ÿคฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
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Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
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When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
1 year ago
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
54
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
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Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.๐Ÿ”‘โค๏ธ
1 year ago
54
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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