Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session 😂
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
392
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
1 year ago
304
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them💅
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
398
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
618
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
422
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera 🤳
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera ๐Ÿคณ
1 year ago
295
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
376
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
241
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
393
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
393
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
241
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384