Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
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When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline 😂
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
31
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
1 year ago
30
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
49
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
30
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
63
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
1 year ago
37
Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
1 year ago
32
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
63
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior 😂
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
33
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? 🌊
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
46
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. 🚽💃
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
32
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult 😂
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
30
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
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