One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
1 year ago
261
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
167
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
147
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
1 year ago
180
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" 😂
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
When you ask for milk and they deliver… the whole cow.
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
1 year ago
290
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
251
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
235
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
194
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
1 year ago
258
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
1 year ago
260