TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
144
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
157
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. 😂
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
138
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. 😴
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
85
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies.  🍑🍪 They're definitely cheek-y! 😉
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
157
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
165
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
96
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
1 year ago
152