The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
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Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
1 year ago
60
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 year ago
37
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
46
When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance 😂
When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
50
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
33
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
38
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
35
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
28
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever 😂
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
36
When you accidentally score a touchdown for the opposite team ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
36
When someone is really getting on your nerves๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
43
When you and your friends are shopping and see your favorite song playing throughout the store ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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