TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems 😂 #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
1 year ago
173
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
1 year ago
162
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
96
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen 😭😂
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
117
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
121
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! 🤩 Is it double the fine or a free pass? 🤔 The suspense is killing me! 😂
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks 😂
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
111
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
151
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
96
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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