POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
POV: It's math class and Arnold is explaining his workout routine.
1 year ago
182
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. 🤦‍♀️
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
169
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season 😂🌺
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
1 year ago
270
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
274
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
1 year ago
243
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
163
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
273
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
277
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
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