When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿก
9 months ago
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If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
9 months ago
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Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
9 months ago
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POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
9 months ago
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When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
9 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
9 months ago
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When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
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