9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
364
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck 🐍
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
279
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh 😂
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
362
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.☢️
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โ˜ข๏ธ
1 year ago
301
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is 🐱
POV: You're Frodo looking into the Mirror of Galadriel and all you can think about is ๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
476
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
418
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
316
Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
282
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
335
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
351
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 year ago
392
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
1 year ago
442
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" 😂
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online 🫠
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
245
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" 😂
Ja Rule when he sees that KFC bucket: "Where is the lie?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
456