When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
32
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
57
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
42
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first 😂
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
74
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
73
When you get what you wish for 💀
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
56
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
54
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news😂
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar 😂
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
36
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
58