Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
251
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality 😂
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
386
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: 🖖
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
1 year ago
392
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
1 year ago
396
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' 😂
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 year ago
242
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
309
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon 😂
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
425
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
381
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
377
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
1 year ago
260
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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