Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
1 year ago
266
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
329
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying 🏃🏻‍♀️💨
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
265
When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. 😂
When the toilet paper is made of duct tape and Jigsaw invites you to play a game, choosing between using sandpaper and your hand becomes the ultimate dilemma. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
1 year ago
238
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
241
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
261
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
1 year ago
197
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow 😂
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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