Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
9 months ago
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Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
4
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
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Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
9 months ago
5
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
4
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
9 months ago
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Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
9 months ago
4
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
9 months ago
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"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
3
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
2
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
9 months ago
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