Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
41
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
38
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" 
Me trying it at home: 🔥🏡
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿก
1 year ago
27
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
1 year ago
56
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
60
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
58
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 year ago
37
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
46
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
33
When you have more MacBooks than sense 😂. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
1 year ago
49
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
38
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
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