Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" 😂
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
358
This meme is unBEARable! 😂 I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes.  🦁🐴🐻
This meme is unBEARable! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿด๐Ÿป
1 year ago
364
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
342
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
306
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day 🧖‍♀️🍚🥣
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
1 year ago
327
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters 😂
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here 💀
When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
242
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. 🤔
When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
187
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh 😂
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
275
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
257
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
253
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241