When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
9 months ago
4
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
9 months ago
6
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
9 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
3
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
9 months ago
3
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
9 months ago
5
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
5
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
9 months ago
5
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
5
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
9 months ago
3
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
9 months ago
5