Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
9 months ago
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When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
9 months ago
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When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
9 months ago
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Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
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When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
9 months ago
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God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
9 months ago
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When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
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Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
9 months ago
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