When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight 😂🔦
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ
1 year ago
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When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your friend keeps making inappropriate jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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When you and your international friends are united in flipping off the world… or maybe just the photographer 😂🌎
When you and your international friends are united in flipping off the worldโ€ฆ or maybe just the photographer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
184
If the next trend was quiet quitting social media, THAT would be great.📱🤫
If the next trend was quiet quitting social media, THAT would be great.๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique.  The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ๐Ÿฅฃ
1 year ago
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Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
1 year ago
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When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
1 year ago
181
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
1 year ago
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In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
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Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
1 year ago
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When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
201
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
1 year ago
267
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
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