Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 year ago
110
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
182
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
85
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
79
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐Ÿคฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
1 year ago
96
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
1 year ago
89
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
108
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do 😱
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
174
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
99
That's one way to make it *look* bigger 😂
That's one way to make it *look* bigger ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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