When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
11 months ago
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
67
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser 😂💨
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
37
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
63
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
11 months ago
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POV: You’re the emo kid and your family still thinks you’re a cinnamon roll. 😂
POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies 😂
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
11 months ago
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Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. 😂
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
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When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times 😂
When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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