Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
61
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
39
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
11 months ago
43
When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down 😂
When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
43
When you lose an argument on the internet 😂
When you lose an argument on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. 🤦‍♂️
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
71
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
48
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
11 months ago
67
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
11 months ago
72
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
62
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
11 months ago
63
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
11 months ago
63
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
11 months ago
40
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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