Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
9 months ago
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Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
3
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
9 months ago
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When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
12
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
5
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
9 months ago
2
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
2
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
5
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
12
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
9 months ago
7
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
3
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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