Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
129
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
98
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
155
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
1 year ago
104
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
105
Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images.  🤫
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
65
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
1 year ago
154