Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
112
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport 😂
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
1 year ago
97
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
169
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
89
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
95
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
1 year ago
100
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? 😂
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
1 year ago
165
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 year ago
179
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
179