My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
235
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
388
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
11 months ago
273
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
11 months ago
283
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
414
And some people still ask why you'd want to use condoms. Exhibit A. 🤣
And some people still ask why you'd want to use condoms. Exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
303
When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
377
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. 💾
If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. ๐Ÿ’พ
11 months ago
301
When you said you'd just 'quickly grab one thing' at the store. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
223
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
390
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
433
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
11 months ago
276
Found this sign in the office. The war on typos is more serious than I thought. Don't let the errorists win!
Found this sign in the office. The war on typos is more serious than I thought. Don't let the errorists win!
11 months ago
346
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
399
Fortnite went from having cake to serving pancakes. A moment of silence for what we've lost. 😭
Fortnite went from having cake to serving pancakes. A moment of silence for what we've lost. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
432