A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
10 months ago
405
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
10 months ago
483
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
384
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
417
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
338
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
558
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
364
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. 🤦‍♂️
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
491
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
469
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
330
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. ✨
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. โœจ
8 months ago
383
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. 🤣
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
399
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. 💍😂
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
376
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. 🍑
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐Ÿ‘
8 months ago
341
This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ
8 months ago
359