I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
166
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
1 year ago
121
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice 😂
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
148
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
95
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days 👀
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
86
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
103
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
162
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
167
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
155
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch.  🤠
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
94
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
105
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
90
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
118
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173