When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
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When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
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When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
9 months ago
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Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
9 months ago
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ตโœจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
9 months ago
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Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
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