When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
35
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
11 months ago
62
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar!  🌑🍪
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
11 months ago
59
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
11 months ago
57
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
81
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
46
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
37
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
11 months ago
81
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
51
They faked the entire company?!  Even had business cards! 😂  Level 💯 piracy.  They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
37
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
57