My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. ✨
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. โœจ
4 months ago
217
When you take the character customization screen a bit too seriously. 🎮
When you take the character customization screen a bit too seriously. ๐ŸŽฎ
4 months ago
325
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. 😬
That first family gathering after waking up must have been... interesting. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
302
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. ⭐
That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. โญ
4 months ago
294
This kid is going places. Probably to jail, but places. 😂
This kid is going places. Probably to jail, but places. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
220
Spotted in London, where the bus stop ads are getting brutally honest and surprisingly fabulous. 🦄
Spotted in London, where the bus stop ads are getting brutally honest and surprisingly fabulous. ๐Ÿฆ„
4 months ago
277
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. 🎮❤️
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ŸŽฎโค๏ธ
4 months ago
296
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. 🐢🥒
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ’
4 months ago
230
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. 🌶️
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
4 months ago
253
The mental gymnastics are an Olympic sport at this point. It's just so much easier to blame them, right? 🤨
The mental gymnastics are an Olympic sport at this point. It's just so much easier to blame them, right? ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago
213
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? 😂
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
203
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. 🙏🇫🇷
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
4 months ago
242
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
4 months ago
179
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. 😂
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
241
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
187