Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
11 months ago
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This shirt is a bold choice. It’s either peak humor or asking for trouble 😂
This shirt is a bold choice. Itโ€™s either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
11 months ago
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Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
11 months ago
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R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you ask for milk and they deliver… the whole cow.
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
11 months ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
11 months ago
68
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
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Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
11 months ago
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Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
11 months ago
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How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" 😂
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!✈️ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO 😂
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!โœˆ๏ธ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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