When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally upgrade your hockey equipment ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿงน
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Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
9 months ago
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This joke is outta this world!
9 months ago
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
9 months ago
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When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
9 months ago
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When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐Ÿคซ
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Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
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