Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
11 months ago
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When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
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When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
11 months ago
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Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% 😂
Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didn’t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. 😂
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didnโ€™t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! 🤔 #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack 😂
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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The circle of meme life 💩🔄: From its humble beginnings on 4chan to its final destination on 9GAG's dinner plate 😂.  It's a long and messy journey, folks! #memelife #internetculture
The circle of meme life ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”„: From its humble beginnings on 4chan to its final destination on 9GAG's dinner plate ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a long and messy journey, folks! #memelife #internetculture
11 months ago
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Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes 😂
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session 😂
Me, when someone interrupts my Halo 2 main menu contemplation session ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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