Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
11 months ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
11 months ago
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When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
11 months ago
75
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
57
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
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Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
64
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
56
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
39
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here.  🤔
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
70
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
11 months ago
62
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong 😂
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
46
"Jumpolines" 😂 This meme takes me back... way back to when trampolines were whole and moms weren't breaking them. Ah, good times! 👵
"Jumpolines" ๐Ÿ˜‚ This meme takes me back... way back to when trampolines were whole and moms weren't breaking them. Ah, good times! ๐Ÿ‘ต
11 months ago
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Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers*
Student: *Makes it dirty*
Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* 😂
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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