Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
8 months ago
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Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
8 months ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
8 months ago
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When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
8 months ago
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
8 months ago
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When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
8 months ago
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Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
8 months ago
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When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
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One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
8 months ago
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When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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