Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
4
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
8
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
5
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
9
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
5
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
8 months ago
7
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
7
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
8 months ago
7
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
7
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
4
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
8 months ago
11
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฆ„
8 months ago
8
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
8 months ago
8
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
11
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
11