He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
97
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ
7 months ago
131
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! 🚫💔🪒
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿช’
1 year ago
141
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
182
The neighborhood watch committee is having a serious discussion about the recent bird feeder situation.
The neighborhood watch committee is having a serious discussion about the recent bird feeder situation.
1 year ago
126
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
1 year ago
101
When your boss makes 💰 but dental coverage is 'a stretch' 🤔💸
When your boss makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ but dental coverage is 'a stretch' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ
9 months ago
134
This mall cop was not ready for this level of wordplay. The audacity! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
102
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
85
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
146
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
7 months ago
138
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
7 months ago
95
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
83
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
136
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. 🫡
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐Ÿซก
4 months ago
179